Don’t you wish you could just refer your weight to your favorite celebrities? Oddly, now you can. Firebox’s Celebrity Weighing Scale is perfect for ultimate fanatics who probably gain tons of weight from sitting their ass all day watching television.

Instead of actual numbers and conversions, the meter of this one of a kind scale has names of many celebrities with body mass ranging from Karen Carpenter-ish to Chris Farley-ish. Isn’t it cool to have such reference eact time you lose or gain weight? It’ll be fun to say “Oh no, I’m slightly under the Rosie O’Donell mark, I better shape up!” or “Yay! I weigh like Nicole Richie before she got pregnant!”.

This ridiculously brilliant Celebrity Weighing Scale doesn’t only just give you the thrill to compare your body to celebrities, but it also has the power to make your day or make you depressed like a living blue cheese. This is such a great thing to give to your fat sister who’s stuck in the reality that Britney Spears is sexy, or to your dad who thinks having a body like Chuck Norris is awesome. He’ll be surprised to find out that John Goodman’s mark isn’t too far away from his.