What constitutes a bad movie?  Is it something that we can’t get attached to in terms of story, characters, and/or theme?  Or maybe it’s because for every time we see a good movie there also manifests a counter-reaction within our sensibility, helping us further define what bad movies are?  After all, we wouldn’t know just how dark it is in a movie theater without first experiencing how bright the lights were in lobby, and vice versa.

So with that in mind, for every movie you saw during the 90’s that you deemed as great, you’ve unconsciously dictated to yourself what makes another 90’s movie not great, or in this case worst!  Anyway, here’s a list of the top ten worst movies of the 90’s we all wish we could make our unconscious forget about.

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace – It took me a while to admit that this movie was really bad, mainly because I loved Star Wars as a kid.  George Lucas really fucked up my childhood memories with this load of Rancor dung.

Batman and Robin — Mr. Freeze: “Who killed the Dinosaurs? The ice age!!!” then he proceeds to fire his diamond powered ray gun.  Who comes up with this shit?  Holy haberdashery Batman! Not even you could have stopped Joel Schumacher from ruining the franchise!

Super Mario Brothers—Luckily, not many people saw Bob Hoskins and Dennis Hopper lose whatever credibility they had as actors in this movie.

Spice World—What could be more annoying than watching five trannies (they look like trannies) prancing around while singing and promoting feminism?

Waterworld—One of the most expensive movies ever made, and one of the biggest flops in history.  I’m surprised this movie didn’t give birth to the phrase “Epic Fail.”  It would have been good if it did, since people would have probably stopped throwing that phrase around by now like an overused meme…

Anaconda—“When you can’t breathe, you can’t scream.”  Nuff’ said.

Deep Impact—I seriously wanted to see the second meteor wipe everybody out.  That would have been a more satisfying ending.

Godzilla—Just goes to show that, sometimes, the latest in computer animation can never take the place of gritty, real-life special effects.  This movie also showed how American’s have a tendency to ruin other people’s cultures.

Twister—A bunch of hicks chase around tornadoes, whoopee.

Escape From L.A.—With names like Snake Plissken and Cuervo Jones, you know something’s not right.  Add some cheesy dialogue and mind-aching action sequences, then it was about time to get up and demand your money back, “Which of you assholes gets to die trying to stick me?”  At least Solid Snake redeemed the character in a way.

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