God created this world to be governed by his rules. He was the one who created physics and Mother Nature, and, contrary to popular belief, not Albert Einstein and Isaac Newton. When he said, “Only fish can breathe and stay underwater,” what did we do? We spat on his face by letting Jacques Cousteau dive down with his fancy-schmancy scuba gear. I’m also aware that God said, “Only birds can fly.” So, who ever took the time to consider how we hurt His feelings when everyone was so excited when those two hicks flew in their itty-bitty airplane? But it wasn’t today, August 11, 2008, when we humans have really made an ass of ourselves. Apparently, some crackpots down in Berkeley found a way to bend light backwards (something the Almighty, and even his nymph called Mother Nature, never intended to happen). Therefore, that has to be “three strikes of challenging infallibility and we’re out!” And you can be pretty damn sure He’s really ticked off this time. It wouldn’t be surprising if we’re moments away from fleeing fire and brimstone. 
With tiny wires and fishnet structures, these scientists at UC Berkeley used negative refractive materials called “metamaterials” to successfully make light travel the other way around. Then, they moved on by saying how much of a big deal this is, since this will make it easier to examine living cells, and bring us a step closer to making invisibility cloaks just like Harry Potter.
They might have said that it’s still a long way before that kind of “invisible” technology is realized, but it’s definitely easy to foresee what kind of implications this invisibility cloak could have on our morality. It won’t be long before people start to worry about a new generation of peeping toms, thieves, and Kevin Bacon as The Hollow Man
In theory, the way these refractive materials work is that if we filled a fish pond with “metamaterials,” then we would see fish floating on top of the pond instead of the way God intended them to stay in the water. Likewise, Heaven and Hell would turn topsy-turvy with the introduction of these, what I would call materials of Satan’s spawn.
Hence, a word of caution to scientists the world over: stop pissing off The Big Man and start making something useful for a change like cheaper plastic surgery, better videogames, and easier ways to print FREE MONEY.
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