Ever heard a movie line that made you cringe or left you feeling so disgusted, like you felt so vile just by speaking the same language? Here’s a list of some of the chessiest movie lines we’ve ever had to hear:
”I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.” – Julia Roberts in Notting Hill during a scene with Hugh Grant.
“You’re a godsend, a saviour.” “No, I’m a postman.” - a blind woman tells Kevin Costner’s character in The Postman, then he answers back.
“All my life I’ve lived by a code; and the code is simple: Honor the gods, love your woman, and defend your country. Troy is mother to us all. Fight for her!” – Eric Bana as Hector in Troy. His character gives a motivational speech.
From Star Wars Episode II- “Anakin: From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven’t thought of you. And now that I’m with you again… I’m in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can’t breathe. I’m haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating… hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me… what can I do?- I will do anything you ask.”
“You’re breaking my heart” – Natalie Portman as Padme telling Anakin before he goes to the dark side. I could just imagine George Lucas writing this crap and thinking to himself, “George, you still got it.”
“ In America, it’s bling bling. But out here it’s bling bang.” Leonardo Dicaprio in Blood Diamond.
“It’s been a long time since I’ve smelled beautiful.” – Vin Diesel in Chronicles of Riddick
“If you’re a bird, I’m a bird.” – during a romantic scene in The Notebook.
“Do you know what happens to a frog when exposed to electricity? The same thing that happens to everything else” – Halle Berry as Storm in X-men 1.
“Hey Kat, drop that zero and get with the hero.” - Vanilla Ice in Cold as Ice.
“I guess what I’m trying to say is…if I can change, and you can change, EVERYBODY can change!” – Sylvester Stallone in Rocky 4. He gives a speech to a crowd after kicking a Russian guy’s ass.
“I feel the need, the need for speed.” – Tom Cruise in Top Gun.
“You can be my wing man any time.” – Val Kilmer in Top Gun.
“Nobody puts Baby in a corner.” – Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing.
“Mac, it’s killing us alive” – Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator.
Last but not least is Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze in Batman and Robin. Here’s a list within a list:
“Time to kick some ice”
“Ice to see you”
“To be frozen. To never change. A life of perpetual ice-olation. There is little perfection in that.”
“Cops on the rocks, anyone?”
“(aiming his pistol at Batman) Bat on ice, anyone?”
“What killed the dinosaurs? The ice age.”
“ If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest.”
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21 Comments Received
September 24th, 2008 @5:55 am
The entire time down the line i was thinking “What about Mr. Freeze in Batman and Robin”… Then I went down andsaw you had antire list! Great List!
September 24th, 2008 @10:57 am
You forgot:
“Is it still raining? I hadn’t noticed.”
Spoken by Andie MacDowell at the end of Four Weddings and a Funeral. Possibly the worst acted, cheesiest line in the history of film-making.
(great list btw)
September 24th, 2008 @11:02 am
Have to agree on the X-Men quote. Hands down the stupidest line EVER!
September 24th, 2008 @3:03 pm
this must be the worst list ever. these are probally the only movies you have ever seen. wtf? they may be bad but def. not the worst. keep digging my man, maybe you will find something worth while posting. stop wasting web space.
September 24th, 2008 @4:27 pm
I actually read every single quote you listed. Dear God, what a waste of time that was. It appears that you collected a few quotes that may seem cheesy when taken out of context, then just got lazy at the end, posting popular quotes out of movies and claiming they are cheesy.
What a thumbs down.
September 24th, 2008 @4:57 pm
LOL how tragic.
September 24th, 2008 @9:09 pm
You forgot every line in Ultraviolet.
September 24th, 2008 @10:12 pm
You Jump, I Jump! - Titanic
You had me at hello! - Jerry McGuire
You Complete me! - Jerry McGuire
I got nowhere else to go! Officer and a Gentleman
September 24th, 2008 @10:32 pm
I know what you did last summer:
“Nobody gets me like you do.”
“I feel your pain!”
September 24th, 2008 @10:42 pm
More from Star Wars Ep. 3:
Anakin: Love won’t save you, Padme! Only my new powers can do that!
Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
More from Batman Forever:
Robin: Holey rusted metal, Batman!
Batman: Huh?
Robin: The ground, it’s all metal. It’s full of holes. You know, holey.
Batman: Oh.
September 25th, 2008 @6:19 am
Freeze lines suck.
September 25th, 2008 @6:59 am
Seriously, this list sucks.
Whoever wrote it, didn’t put enough effort. Stop wasting webspace.
September 25th, 2008 @10:14 am
just about any line in The Ten Commandments would qualify but this one stands out:
Nefretiri: Oh Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool!
October 5th, 2008 @1:17 pm
I agree that many of these lines made me cringe. Ignore all the assholes leaving dick-ish comments.
“Stop wasting webspace?” Are you shitting me? People actually say that?
“This list sucks,” means “I’m not intelligent enough to offer constructive criticism and/or express my own opinion, so I’ll just simply say it sucks.”
Damn people.
October 6th, 2008 @4:03 pm
Great Post!
One I might add is Jar Jar Binks saying “How rude” as if he were the red headed bastard child of Joey Gladstone from Full House.
October 6th, 2008 @6:16 pm
OperatorC Tell’Em
October 6th, 2008 @6:50 pm
Easy! #1 worst line ever uttered in a movie:
Closing scene in ‘Pretty Woman’
Edward: “So what happened after he climbed up the tower and rescued her?”
Vivian: “She rescues him right back.”
October 7th, 2008 @10:52 am
i liked the list! i agree to all of them!
(i must confess that i liked some of the movies though)
October 14th, 2008 @6:46 pm
I’m not going to be a dick and say this list is a load of camel shit, but there are lots of other movies that have worse lines.
However, I’m going to assume that you didn’t have 200+ hours to spend watching esoteric lame movies (i.e. anything ending in -Movie, Kung Fu films, etc.).
Lack of research aside, you did a great job. As long as Mr. Freeze is on the list, I’m happy.
November 25th, 2008 @9:12 am
Oh, come on, the X-Men line was awesome!

April 7th, 2009 @6:57 pm
Haha, just my kind of humour, thanks for the laugh. You are definitely getting a thumbs up on my stumbleupon!
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