After forcing emo-douche Pete Wentz to shotgun-marry his douche-daughter Ashlee Simpson, this douche-pimp of a father asked his other daughter’s boytoy Tony Romo if he could take over his 67-million dollar contract with the Dallas Cowboys.
It seems like the football star would rather feast on poisonous Texas fried chicken than join Joe’s douche parade of […]

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