A God to the Ants:

I talked to an ant/ And I asked for forgiveness/ It never answered.

An Idiots Claim:

Need not the teacher/ I all ways known every things/ And all from NOTHING.

Dogs:

All dogs must hate baths/ They seem to adore the smell/ Of what we call sh**.

“Chick Flick” Dilemma:

She says I lack taste/ But I think she’s beautiful/ What am I to do?

Staying leveled:

I stretch my fingers/ They reach far above my head/ My toes touch the ground.