Someone should give an Ultimate Bastard Award to the person who stole Kurt Cobain’s ashes from Courtney Love’s Hollywood home. That’s right, it’s gooooone! The legend’s remains were stolen along with thousands of dollars and jewelries much to the despair of his widow.

Courtney said she’s ’suicidal’ and devastated when the pink teddy bear where she kept the ashes was gone. a bundle of hair was also in the stuffed animal and I could only imagine how fulfilled the burglar is right now. We totally have nothing against Courtney Love killing herself, but this is just absolutely absurd and yet genius at the same time. That thief’s probably sniffing the hell out of it right now in cocaine-like lines waiting for Kurt Cobain to magically appear in front of him/her. He/she just did the ultimate sicko perverted manner of taking away the only memories Cobain left for his family and although Courtney Love is a supreme bitch, we actually feel sorry for her. Now that’s a fan!

When fans and friends found out about the news, they immediately used all their networking might to look for the culprit. But I’m pretty sure by the time they catch that person, Kurt’s ashes are already pawned for a million bucks. If someone offered me Kurt’s ashes, I’d be willing to buy it for thousands of bucks then return it to Courtney for a hefty reward (of course I’d take a pinch and place it on a test tube that’ll be the new attraction to my Nirvana Band altar).