Rocker hall of shamer Ashlee Simpson will wed her drag queen looking boyfriend Pete Wentz on Saturday. The couple is famous for teasing the paps about their so-called “baby” and caused a commotion enough to dethrone Jamie Lynn spears out of her Miss Teen Knocked-Up America. Apparently, all the videos and blog entries the rocker couple has posted is just to cause hype for Ashlee’s new album. Several photos of Ashlee with a small baby bump were taken weeks ago, and speculations that they’ll get married because the guy who wears enough eyeliner to camouflage the world from aliens got Jessica Simpson’s lil’ sis pregnant. The bump was probably caused by too much beer, or munchies, or too much laughing because her career is hilarious. In our opinion, the couple so ready for a future divorce court casting.

Fall Out Boy bassist Pete and lip-synching diva Ashlee got engaged in April, and already can’t wait to tie the knot. The two didn’t pass out any invitation, instead, they just told their friends to “save the date”.

The rehearsal dinner will take place on Friday, which the Simpsons described as an”intimate affair”. If you ask us, nothing could be more solemn than the wedding of two boisterous party animals who wake up everyday in the chirping of guitar amps and whatever Ashlee’s lip-synching. On the wedding day, the guests will be transported via shuttle into the “top secret” wedding location. We really don’t get the point of making it such a clandestine affair, they could get married inside a McDonald’s kitchen (Where Ashlee was seen drunk like an Irish hooker months ago) and the guy flipping burgers wouln’t care at all.