If her own mega movie flop The Hottie and The Nottie didn’t keep Paris Hilton away from the face of the planet, we thought CIA’s douche agent to throw away the overrated diva into Alcatraz or Benji Madden would; but apparently all these aren’t enough for the popular heiress . After just weeks of mellowing down from partying, Paris Hilton returns to us with a gift, a gift bearing something so whack it almost made the nation puke altogether, at the same time. Paris Hilton, whose vocabulary only include the words “that” and “hot” and the verb “is” pitched her idea of a “talkshow” in huge television networks Bravo and Lifestyle.

If that isn’t enough, she plans to have the format like The View has, where an hour of unadulterated blabbing usually takes place (women fighting like cougars in a mental, personal, philosophical and political conference) and she plans it to be hosted by famous celebrities and talk about the paparazzi and how to live like a star, basically promoting superficial hopes for poor fans worldwide. Here’s a part of The Chigaco Sun Times news:

“Just imagine Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Tori Spelling — as well as [Denise] Richards, Hilton and her former ”The Simple Life” co-star, Nicole Richie — together in one big two-hour special sharing ”their side” of what it’s like to be them.
That concept alone reportedly has intrigued a couple of cable channels initially contacted about the concept: Bravo and Lifetime.”

If that show wouldn’t reduce our brains into prune-like human tissue, then we are not sure what will. This is even worse than any war that has ever occured in history, the show itself has the capacity to bring down an academe with just Paris saying “that’s hot” every time her freakin’ piehole opens.