Apparently, Hollywood’s second most annoying couple (next to douche-couple Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz) swears to the fact that their baby daughter likes good music. If you ask us, it’s like the couple is re-assuring to the public that the human being that their sorry-ass genes produced is capable of good taste. Joel Madden even says that baby Harlow kicks around every time she hears songs from The Cure and his punk boy band Good Charlotte.

Maybe Harlow is going nuts every time she hears her father’s lame kindergarten punk music. I would go hysterical too if my parents feed me music with lyrics like “girls don ‘t like boys, girls like cars and money”. Or maybe they’re just trying to teach their daughter some valuable life lessons through some amateurish marijuana-induced lyrics.

Another thing that is so freakishly annoying is the fact that Joel Madden has the audacity to put his band next to the status of The Cure, claiming “Good Charlotte definitely sounds like The Cure”. I have news for a stupid Madden brother: Good Charlotte never sounded or will ever sound like The Cure. It sounds more like a mariachi band that got lost in the Family Values tour. He is such a Robert Smith wannabe that he can wear all the make up, all the black apparel in the fashion industry, shag his hair and he still won’t be close to looking like Smith or even Edward Scissorhands. Just because he impregnated Lionel Richie’s adopted daughter, it doesn’t give him any musical license to announce his greatness. Hello, Nicole Richie isn’t even a real Richie. She’s just some kind of a lucky orphan that got adopted by a Grammy award-winning legend turned into a drugged-up socialite. If I was baby Harlow I’d rather be up for adoption than grow up living with a stupid nancy boy dad and an anorexic mommy.