After forcing emo-douche Pete Wentz to shotgun-marry his douche-daughter Ashlee Simpson, this douche-pimp of a father asked his other daughter’s boytoy Tony Romo if he could take over his 67-million dollar contract with the Dallas Cowboys.

It seems like the football star would rather feast on poisonous Texas fried chicken than join Joe’s douche parade of parental-control. Reports say that Romo was “enraged” when Joe asked him and of course, what could a pimp do but defend himself.

““It’s unfair to criticize me for what every manager does for his or her clients. And in this business, where people can quickly turn on you, who better than a parent to be working for his children?”

Joe Simpson has a mighty gut to call himself a parent to his daughters, when all he did was to generate millions of dollars coming from exclusive publicity contracts to magazines. He did that to Ashlee and Pete’s wedding, where the couple took his advice and sold their pictures to People magazine. Joe planned on the same thing with his future douche-grandchild in Ashlee’s womb.

“‘If you guys have a marriage, I can do the same [sell it] that I did with Ashlee,’” a source quotes Joe as saying.

Even if Tony Romo thinks he’s the in-law from the gates of hell, Pete Wentz seem to think otherwise. On the opening party of Palm’s Hotel and Spa in Las Vegas, Wentz dj-ed and played a couple of oldies and even said “this goes out to my father-in-law, Joe Simpson” and professed his new found affection by adding that he’s “in-love” with his new daddy. Now that is the worst proclamation of gayness I have ever heard. He should have spray-painted “Joe Simpson is my Daddy and he loves my emo butt- Pete Wentz” on every wall in Hollywood. We could only say that Tony Romo is doing a good job stabilizing his distance from these cuckoos. Joe Simpson should start a stage father organization with David Archuleta’s dad, Jeff Archuleta and they could spread the horror all throughout.

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