“You are not getting into this prom!”

Said the security officer that blocked Marche Taylor upon gaining sight of her atrociousloy trashy hoochie mama ensemble for her senior prom that caused her an exclusive guest list only after prom party in jail.

School administrators say that her dress is far beyond the violation of the school dress code, with only a two-inch strap holding her boobs together exposing her bare back and tummy. Marche says “I like my dress a lot, everybody likes my dress”. It seems like the prom comittee thinks otherwise, it came to a point where they had to call security to escort the girl outside donning shiny handcuffs.

Being the vulgar dynamos that we are, we tottally think putting her on handcuffs was too much. We assume that they only did that to prevent Marche from going all “Imma slap your face bitch if you ain’t gettin’ outta my way, let my fat ass inside the prom right now so I can get my groove on woman! Oh you don’t wanna, Imma slap you again bitch!” Marche then recieved a genuine state-issued cheap chrome matching bracelets called hand cuffs to accompany her smashing get-up.

This might be another thing blamed on the modern media generation of Mtv, Myspace, and Beyonce’s clothes for kid hoes collection. It’s too obvious, always comforting and easy to blame the media, but if you ask us, it’s absolutely the dressmaker’s fault.