Everybody’s favorite cheerleader and dolphin avenger says she hate how “ridiculous” America’s limits to teenagers are. She proclaimed how she hates U.S. age limits and refers to it as “old fashioned and in need of reform”. It looks like America’s sweetheart isn’t a goody-goody after all, which is great. Enough of the Miss Teen USA-like celebrities like Miley Cyrus, who’s such darling one minute, then condemned as a skank just after her semi-daring photos surfaced.

What we like about Hayden is the fact that she’s just being how a real teenager in America is supposed to be: free-spirited and alcohol-loving. She even swears that she loves how she could just get into British bars and get a drink without going through the trouble of showing everybody her passport just to prove she’s of age to be drunk. The Heroes star says “I can buy porn or kill someone in war but I can’t have a glass of wine. If I could change one thing about America, it would be its ridiculous age limits on things”.

I say vote Hayden for president. Forget Obama and Clinton, Panettiere is your woman. It is great to see that Hollywood is molding its constituents with the proper grooming and values they truly need.

On other news, Panettiere is the latest actress to be auctioned off for a date. In return for a generous charity donation, she’ll take the winning bidder to whale-watching extravaganza on August 8th. I could already feel the uproar in the Irish isles, all the drunk perverts willing to buy this cream puff a glass of beer while they both get wet beside gigantic whales. Every alcohol-consuming person would love to get a glimpse of those killer gymnastics gold medalist-like legs inside that pair of short shorts.