A whole generation of 80’s cartoon nostalgics have another reason to rejoice. Announced for an August 7, 2009 Hollywood release is the live action reincarnation of G.I. Joe.
As many of us remember, G.I. Joe stands for Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity. Back when violence and cartoons went hand in hand like a pedophile marriage no one really paid attention to, it was amongst cartoon shows such as Transformers, Centurions, and Dino Riders. All of which were part of the toy industry’s plot to bombard kids across the globe with subliminal advertisements through the form of thirty minute episodes, causing young boys and girls around the ages of four to thirteen to flock toy stores like consumerist zombies.
But who could forget characters such as the chrome polished Destro who could put 50 cent’s 18-inch rims to shame? There’s also the faceless and menacing Cobra Commander, whose voice sounded like he smoked too much pot during the sixties before planning for world domination.
So after just a few years since we blew up our G.I. Joe action figures with cherry bombs and fire crackers, it’s back with all it’s “GO JOE!” glory, only this time it’s on the silver screen. Story wise, fans are still left in the dark. However, Stephen Sommers is set to direct together with the cast being led by Dennis Quaid (General Hawk). Others are Ray Park (Snake Eyes), Marlon Wayans (Ripcord), Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Rex), Rachel Nichols (Scarlett), and many more.






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