It’s not surprising news George Clooney dumped Sarah Larson because everybody knew he’d do it eventually and it was just matter of time. Although everybody said that the cocktail waitress and ex-fear factor contestant might be “the one”, it seems that the hottest man in the universe think otherwise.

Clooney surprised everyone when he took Larson to the Oscars, the first time he brought a date to the red carpet after his four-year marriage to Talia Balsam ended. Friends of Sarah Larson claim that she’s “devastated” and in shock. What did she expect? She used to pose half-naked with some nasty Chippendale-esque college boys and was willing to eat cockroaches for money, she should feel blessed that Clooney even wanted to hold her hand. Friends added that the ex-couple already had plans to wed, and that the break-up totally came out of nowhere. Sarah Larson already packed her bags out of Clooney’s LA mansion and moved back to her apartment in Las Vegas. Looks like she blew an opportunity she might never ever get again. But what can a cocktail waitress do? She made her first public appearance at the Palms Hotel and Spa’s grand opening and attendees say she practically plunged her head into the spiked punchbowl and screamed George Clooney’s name like a yelping lunatic. Just kidding.