The Philippines was recently announced to have a potential “doomsday scenario.”  Findings from the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) point to the possibility of the country’s capital, Manila, of being completely submerged underwater due to climate change and the melting of the polar ice caps, in effect killing most plants and animals.  In other words, global warming could really fuck everything up.

During a conference of the Philippine Atmospheric Geophysical Astronomical Services Administration, NASA physicist Josefina Comiso explained that sea levels could rise 23 feet, “depleting fish stocks and several species of plants and animals.”

Though the findings may give most of us cause to worry, some actually found the time joke around.  “Let’s all start practicing how to swim,” said Press Secretary Jesus Dureza before adding that we should all be “more conscious in protecting the environment…”

“These are very, very good warnings early on. But if Manila will really be underwater, I hope it doesn’t happen yet, let that be in the movies for now. We should already make floaters,” he also stated.  There seems to be a bit of an irony there.  Mr. Press Secretary is talking about disaster movies, when in turn he’s the one who’s looking like one of those ignorant government officials who couldn’t take things like these seriously during the opening scenes.  Then when shit really hits the fan, he ends up looking like a dickhead after millions of people drown.

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