Reports pertaining to the unfaithfulness of some celebrities are flocking gossip sites everywhere. Just when you think they’re the golden couple, think twice.

First, there’s Joel Madden. The lucky bastard who’s kickin’ it with Lionel Richie’s daughter. It seems like he’s far from being contented, he was seen partying recently with Lindsay Lohan– much to the dismay of Nicole. According to Showhype, Nic’s heart was crushed like a tin can inside Hulk Hogan’s fist. The heiress was said to cry herself to sleep, she couldn’t believe her guy was out making some drunk hi and hellos with Lindsay. By looking at the photos, Joel and Lindsay seemed pretty close, their knees touching while they kept their faces close to each other’s. It looks like the Good Charlotte singer will be singing the sorry note for a while.

Then there’s the queen of pseudo talent Ashlee Simpson, who was photographed months ago with a much better looking guy than her frankenboyfriend Pete Wentz. The guy was said to be Ashlee’s date during her fansite launch, exactly the time when she announced her relationship with the rocker nancy boy. Instead of condemning Miss Simpson, I applaud her for breaking Wentz’s heart (which is always breaking each time he looks out the window when it rains, or when he sees something black, or when he’s drawing a black tear marks on his face).

Of course, who could forget the atrocious spectacle that Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty gave us when they were seen kissing outside her drug-den of a house party. Sure they’re only good friends, but I bet once they shoot each other’s arms with the needle they shared, they’ll be making out ala National Geographic’s Mating Season of the Beasts. It’s like two diseased hyenas licking each other’s disease. Earlier this week, reports and photos of the beehive songstress lip-locking an anonymous bloke reached her husband in jail. Following reports emerged saying Incarcerated Blake is deeply hurt. He then released a statement saying he’ll sue London’s cracker jane once he gets out so he’ll nab millions of pounds from his wife. It’s the classic drug love triangle: While the husband’s in jail, why not play around with another junkie? For those of you who don’t know, Pete Doherty is engaged to Kate Moss. Yep, that’s right. Supermodel junkie of the world Kate Moss. Kate’s booger looks a lot better than any part of Amy’s being, and the only thing that has the ability to alter Pete’s perception of beauty is quick sniff out of Amy’s coke stash.

Note to committed celebs: If you wanna cheat, MAKE SURE YOU DON’T GET CAUGHT!