It looks like Britney Spears is enjoying her Costa Rica vacation with Mel Gibson and her dad who’s the chancellor of the Supreme White Trash Family Association of America. She’s photographed riding an RV and frolicking under the sun like a college girl during spring break. That must be one meaty college girl because it looks like Britney just swallowed a live boar and ate all the critters in the ocean. It’s obvious Bally Fitness made one heck or a terrible decision by making her their spokesperson. It’s either they simply wish to drive customers away or they have a new program called “Hippopotamus Exercise Plan” where they can give people animal-like proportions.

The singer has been gaining a lot of things. Not only was she awarded more visitation hours to her kids and another traffic violation, she also nabbed a new pal Mel Gibson to go along her gaining another sack on her tummy.