Even before she could say no, no, no, the world’s favorite crackerhead is going on a rehab spree (for what, the sixteenth time this month?) in Israel worth $13,000 bucks. Although not so surprising news, Amy Winehouse sees her trips to rehab centers as grand escapades akin to a summer vacation in the Bahamas.

She also chose to be exotic by choosing the Rio de Janiero of rehab centers in Israel, where it said to be one hell of a correction cellar. They said no one comes out of the rehab center not hating drugs. What do they do in there? Feed the junkies some maggots or something? The question is, what do they have in store for the singer. We’re guessing baby rodents for breakfast while she scrape all the shit from every person’s ass in the center for lunch, and good o’l 50,000 volt rusty needle (as in Israel rusty) nerve shock for dinner. If Amy Winehouse doesn’t swear on heroin and crack’s garbage deeds, then I say she’ll just have a very rough summer vacation.